Posts Tagged ‘laughter’
Like Father, Like Son I was the nurse caring for a couple’s newborn first child, a son, after his cesarean birth. Since the mother was asleep under general anesthesia, we took our tiny charge directly to the newborn nursery to introduce him to his daddy. While cuddling his son for the first time, he noticed [...]
SIPPING VODKA A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get [...]
Couples Golf The husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, Just hit it toward the green. [...]
One year, Jim’s family was having the “extended family Fourth of July cookout” at their home. One of the special treats that year was the lighting of the fireworks they had bought out of state, because they’re illegal in their state, of course! Just before they were to arrive, a cousin calls, saying his neighbor’s [...]
One…two…three…dang it! The farmer stood in his chicken yard watching hundreds of baby chicks running here and there. He kept pointing to them and trying to count them. “One, two, three, four, five, six,… oh, no…” then he would start over, “one, two, three, four, and,… oh, no.” Then he’d start over again. Finally he [...]
The Rugby Player? A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as real Rugby player. They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. “What’s that for?” [...]
Smart Cookie “What’s the usual tip?” a man growled when a college boy delivered his pizza. “Well,” the student replied, “this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.” “That so?” grunted the man. “In that case, here’s five dollars.” “Thanks,” [...]
Leave Me Alone! Barry woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw were a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Barry [...]
I Take After My Mom As Alicia was getting to know Michael and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. “They’re so thoughtful,” Alicia said. “Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning.” After a time, Alicia and Michael were [...]
