Posts Tagged ‘joke’
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he [...]
Your Yearly Dementia Test It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your [...]
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help his with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hithced Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, Pull!”, but Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!”, but buddy didn’t respond. Once [...]
His dizzy aunt ——————————————- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes ————————– Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store — Stop N Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia – ———————— U Gogh His magician uncle —————————– Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin ———————————— A Mee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother ——– Gring Gogh [...]
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would [...]
