http://www.laughhumor.com Funny pictures and funny jokes Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:01:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-jokes-heirlooms/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-jokes-heirlooms/#comments Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:59:13 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12454 “My grandfather was a captain of industry.” “Well?” “He left no sword, but we still treasure the stubs of his check-books.”]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-jokes-heirlooms/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-they-were-at-dinner/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-they-were-at-dinner/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:23:03 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12174 They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. “Will you take tart or pudding?” asked Papa of Tommy. “Tart,” said Tommy promptly. His father sighed as he recalled the many lessons on manners he had given the boy. “Tart, what?” he queried kindly. But Tommy’s eyes were glued on the pastry. “Tart, [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-they-were-at-dinner/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-heredity/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-heredity/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:12:22 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12455 “Papa, what does hereditary mean?” “Something which descends from father to son.” “Is a spanking hereditary?”]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-heredity/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/really-funny-jokes-heredity/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/really-funny-jokes-heredity/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 02:09:16 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12456 William had just returned from college, resplendent in peg-top trousers, silk hosiery, a fancy waistcoat, and a necktie that spoke for itself. He entered the library where his father was reading. The old gentleman looked up and surveyed his son. The longer he looked, the more disgusted he became. “Son,” he finally blurted out, “you [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/really-funny-jokes-heredity/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/tall-and-handsome/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/tall-and-handsome/#comments Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:02:52 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12478 Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old? Well, if you have then you’ll love this one. My name is Alice and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/tall-and-handsome/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-one-year/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-one-year/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:42:26 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12121 One year, when the youngsters of a certain Illinois village met for the purpose of electing a captain of their baseball team for the coming season, it appeared that there were an excessive number of candidates for the post, with more than the usual wrangling. Youngster after youngster presented his qualifications for the post; and [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-one-year/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/kids-on-the-ocean/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/kids-on-the-ocean/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:39:35 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12197 1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2. Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3. If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7) 4. Sharks are ugly and mean, [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/kids-on-the-ocean/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-escapes-2/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-escapes-2/#comments Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:17:59 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12170 There was once a chap who went skating too early and all of a sudden that afternoon loud cries for help began to echo among the bleak hills that surrounded the skating pond. A farmer, cobbling his boots before his kitchen fire heard the shouts and yells, and ran to the pond at break-neck speed. [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-escapes-2/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-on-a-pleasant-sunday/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-on-a-pleasant-sunday/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:55:13 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12071 On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old German and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the home-brewed beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance. “Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-on-a-pleasant-sunday/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-grandparent-joke/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-grandparent-joke/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:55:52 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=11653 Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people’s. A grandfather is a man grandmother. Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-grandparent-joke/feed/ 0