Humor and Laughing out loud jokes

There once was a German schoolteacher.

She went to England to teach.

When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet.

She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house

knew what WC stood for.

When the host received the letter, he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside  Chapel.

He response read:

The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she was not able to go for 3 years.

The WC can hold up to 300 people at one time.

The people complained about the hard wooden seats so instead soft, plush seats were made.

I have reserved for you the best seat where EVERYONE can see you!