Humor and Laughing out loud jokes

A man in a very deep state of intoxication was shouting and kicking most vigorously at a lamp post, when the noise attracted a near-by policeman.

“What’s the matter?” he asked the energetic one.

“Oh, never mind, mishter. Thash all right,” was the reply; “I know she’sh home all right—I shee a light upshtairs.”