Leave Me Alone
Leave Me Alone!
Barry woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw were a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Barry looked around the room and noticed that it was in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house.
He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”
So he went to the kitchen and sure enough, a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper waited on the table. His son was also there, already eating.
Barry inquired, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son replied, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, threw up in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”
Confused, Barry asked, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”
His son responded, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, ‘Lady leave me alone, I’m married!’”
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