Humor and Laughing out loud jokes

Am I using my computer too much?

I warned my son, “You’ve got a heap of trouble in your shopping cart and you’re one click away from check-out!”

I told my daughter, “Ctrl+X your attitude young lady!”

I challenged a co-worker, “If you don’t believe me, just Google it!”

My uncle was having a mid-life crisis and I reminded him, “Be careful—when you reformat, important files can get lost.”

“Even though Grandma’s gone,” I consoled my father, “she’ll remain in our registry.”

When my wife reminded me to do something for the tenth time I replied, “Net congestion made it take longer to download”.