Humor and Laughing out loud jokes

10 Signs That You Are Broke

1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch.

5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

6. Your rob Peter… and then rob Paul.

7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

9. Your bologna has no first name.

10. You give blood everyday… just for the orange juice.