Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes’ Category
An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.” He knocked. The Innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window. “Could ye spare some victuals?” The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. “No!” she shouted. “Could I have a pint of ale?” [...]
A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.” The friend says, “If I guess right, will you give me one of them?” The first guy says, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them.”
An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells: “Super Pussy!” The old man says: “I’ll have the soup.”
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon.” General Motors has issued a press release stating: 1. For no reason [...]
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” says the man, “but mainly I’m looking for someone to do my worrying for [...]
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house around 3 A.M. in the morning. He opened the door to the bedroom quietly and took off his clothes in the dark ,and got in bed with his wife. Then she said ,”Honey, can you go over [...]
What’s the difference between Batman and a robber? A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!
