http://www.laughhumor.com Funny pictures and funny jokes Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:10:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/destroy-the-computer-its-a-homos-devil-machine/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/destroy-the-computer-its-a-homos-devil-machine/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:10:49 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12235 ]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/destroy-the-computer-its-a-homos-devil-machine/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-maryland/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-maryland/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:09:59 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12205 Cephas is a darky come up from Maryland to a border town in Pennsylvania, where he has established himself as a handy man to do odd jobs. He is a good worker, and sober, but there are certain proclivities of his which necessitate a pretty close watch on him. Not long ago he was caught [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/funny-jokes-maryland/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/watch-where-youre-looking/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/watch-where-youre-looking/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:22:42 +0000 barb http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12277 A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/watch-where-youre-looking/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/batman-jesus/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/batman-jesus/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:08:05 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12239 ]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/batman-jesus/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-village-grocer/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-village-grocer/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:06:12 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12249 VILLAGE GROCER—”What are you running for, sonny?” BOY—”I’m tryin’ to keep two fellers from fightin’.” VILLAGE GROCER—”Who are the fellows?” BOY—”Bill Perkins and me!”—Puck. ]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-village-grocer/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/dose-irish-make-me-sick/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/dose-irish-make-me-sick/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:05:41 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12248 “Dose Irish make me sick, alvays talking about vat gread fighders dey are,” said a Teutonic resident of Hoboken, with great contempt. “Vhy, at Minna’s vedding der odder night dot drunken Mike O’Hooligan butted in, und me und mein bruder, und mein cousin Fritz und mein frient Louie Hartmann—vhy, we pretty near kicked him oudt [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/dose-irish-make-me-sick/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/behold-the-atheists-worst-nightmare/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/behold-the-atheists-worst-nightmare/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:40:07 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12137 ]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-pictures/behold-the-atheists-worst-nightmare/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-stories/the-trucker/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-stories/the-trucker/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:07:49 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12240 A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop. The Madam is astonished. But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-stories/the-trucker/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-a-pessimistic-young-man/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-a-pessimistic-young-man/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:04:35 +0000 admin http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12252 A pessimistic young man dining alone in a restaurant ordered broiled live lobster. When the waiter put it on the table it was obviously minus one claw. The pessimistic young man promptly kicked. The waiter said it was unavoidable—there had been a fight in the kitchen between two lobsters. The other one had torn off [...]]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/short-funny-jokes-a-pessimistic-young-man/feed/ 0 http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/florida-or-moon/ http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/florida-or-moon/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:06:57 +0000 barb http://www.laughhumor.com/?p=12224 FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon? The other blonde turns and says, ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?’ ]]> http://www.laughhumor.com/funny-jokes/florida-or-moon/feed/ 0