Archive for the ‘Funny Stories’ Category
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder (AAADD) This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from [...]
Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you’re gonna get. I’d make a good husband, Jenny. I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is. Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It’s not really hard. You just make your bed [...]
The children had been reminded that they must not appear at school the following week without their application blanks properly filled out as to names of parents, addresses, dates and place of birth. On Monday morning Katie Barnes arrived, the tears streaming down her cheeks. “What is the trouble?” Miss Green inquired, seeking to comfort [...]
Each man gives a story Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. [...]
There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the [...]
Two bowling teams chartered a double-decker bus—they were going to Atlantic City for the weekend. One team was in the bottom of the bus, and the other team was in the top of the bus. The team down below was really whooping it up when one of them realizes he didn’t hear anything from the [...]
This morning the patch came off my eye and I got the first glimpse of much better vision. I closed my good eye (wait I have two good eyes now) and looked around the room. Wow, what a difference. Nothing was fuzzy anymore. Then the nurse had me do an eye test. Keep in mind [...]