In the Chicago schools a boy refused to sew, thinking it below the dignity of a man of ten years.
“Why,” said the teacher, “George Washington did his own sewing in the wars, and do you think you are better than George Washington?”
“I don’t know,” replied the boy seriously. “Only time can tell that.”
The city editor of a great New York daily was known in the newspaper world as a martinet and severe disciplinarian. Some of his caustic and biting criticisms are classics. Once, however, the tables were turned upon him in a way that left him speechless for days.
A reporter on the paper wrote an article that [...]
Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
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A: A roaming Catholic.






