“Do you mean to say such a physical wreck as he gave you that black eye?” asked the magistrate. “Sure, your honor, he wasn’t a physical wreck till after he gave me the black eye,” replied the complaining wife.—London Telegraph.
1. Man marries cat 2.Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower 3. Man marries himself 4. Woman married to Berlin Wall for 30 years 5. Man in Japan weds anime game character 6. Woman getting married to fairground ride 7. Woman marries dolphin 8. Woman marries snake 9. Women marries her dog 10. Man marries [...]
“So you have adopted a baby to raise?” we ask of our friend. “Well, it may turn out all right, but don’t you think you are taking chances?” “Not a chance,” he answers. “No matter how many bad habits the child may develop, my wife can’t say he inherits any of them from my side [...]
“There seems to be a strange affinity between a darky and a chicken. I wonder why?” said Jones. “Naturally enough,” replied Brown. “One is descended from Ham and the other from eggs.”
MR. HENPECK—”Are you the man who gave my wife a lot of impudence?” MR. SCRAPER—”I reckon I am.” MR. HENPECK—”Shake! You’re a hero.”
A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh was chewing gum. Not only that, but she insisted on pulling it out in long strings and letting it fall back into her mouth again. “Mabel!” said her mother in a horrified whisper. “Mabel, don’t do that. Chew your gum like a little lady.”
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked: How will you divide? You have 3 children. Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Like Father, Like Son I was the nurse caring for a couple’s newborn first child, a son, after his cesarean birth. Since the mother was asleep under general anesthesia, we took our tiny charge directly to the newborn nursery to introduce him to his daddy. While cuddling his son for the first time, he noticed [...]
